Vice President of the hotel! Lolololo!! Good one!! Very interesting Molotov lesson! What a fascinating friend you had in Mr. Farber. You’re a lucky man, Stu… even IF you might freeze to death in your own home…
I had a house like that once… Miserable Furnace, on its last legs… So I installed a wood furnace and what a relief! Of course it was a little more work, but it was fabulous heat! And I got the wood for free! Already split! All I had to do was carry it into the house’s back porch every few days and rekindle a fire occasionally…
There are times when I wish I had kept that little cosy country house
I'm missing the Airtight™ stove in my cabin in Sequim [pronounced "Skwim"], WA. The metal was so thin, with a good fire going the whole thing glowed red and you could see the outline of the wood inside. But, unlike my "new" gas furnace, I didn't have to wonder if it was putting out heat.
This may be my last transmission. My furnace burner is going full blast, but the furnace itself is barely warm to the touch, as is the air coming out of the vents. I appreciate a practical joke as much as the next man, but this is too much. It's going below 0º tonight. Cold, lonely, sick and depressed; how much worse can this get? I might as well be lost in deep space.
BTW, we're going for a record on this one. A whole 5 Likes and 1 Comment!! And while the "VP of the hotel" story made you say "Good one!" and "Lolololo!," did YOU or ANYONE have enough curiosity to want to see what was the actual remark that Barry made about Bosnia (which was the premise of the whole column)? Of course not.
Just like NOBODY wondered what actually happened on that nude beach (alluded to in "Musings on Heroics"); it should be a scene in a movie, but the "trailer" didn't make a single person curious about the rest of the scene; even the line "Whatchu gonna do about it, Naked Guy?" made NOBODY wonder what the naked guy did.
Even the handful who claim to have read and "Like" don't actually read or pay attention. I'm kidding myself to think otherwise. It's a fucking waste of time and electrons. And look who I'm complaining to!
Vice President of the hotel! Lolololo!! Good one!! Very interesting Molotov lesson! What a fascinating friend you had in Mr. Farber. You’re a lucky man, Stu… even IF you might freeze to death in your own home…
I had a house like that once… Miserable Furnace, on its last legs… So I installed a wood furnace and what a relief! Of course it was a little more work, but it was fabulous heat! And I got the wood for free! Already split! All I had to do was carry it into the house’s back porch every few days and rekindle a fire occasionally…
There are times when I wish I had kept that little cosy country house
I'm missing the Airtight™ stove in my cabin in Sequim [pronounced "Skwim"], WA. The metal was so thin, with a good fire going the whole thing glowed red and you could see the outline of the wood inside. But, unlike my "new" gas furnace, I didn't have to wonder if it was putting out heat.
This may be my last transmission. My furnace burner is going full blast, but the furnace itself is barely warm to the touch, as is the air coming out of the vents. I appreciate a practical joke as much as the next man, but this is too much. It's going below 0º tonight. Cold, lonely, sick and depressed; how much worse can this get? I might as well be lost in deep space.
BTW, we're going for a record on this one. A whole 5 Likes and 1 Comment!! And while the "VP of the hotel" story made you say "Good one!" and "Lolololo!," did YOU or ANYONE have enough curiosity to want to see what was the actual remark that Barry made about Bosnia (which was the premise of the whole column)? Of course not.
Just like NOBODY wondered what actually happened on that nude beach (alluded to in "Musings on Heroics"); it should be a scene in a movie, but the "trailer" didn't make a single person curious about the rest of the scene; even the line "Whatchu gonna do about it, Naked Guy?" made NOBODY wonder what the naked guy did.
Even the handful who claim to have read and "Like" don't actually read or pay attention. I'm kidding myself to think otherwise. It's a fucking waste of time and electrons. And look who I'm complaining to!