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My mother drummed into my brain the phrase her own mom beat into her head:

"if you can't be attractive, attract attention!"

Sounds like yeaterday's caveats are today's imperative.

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and what's with the nose rings??

Celebrate your bull-ness?Did Kinsey & Co designate the nose as the new g-spot?

Did you not generate enuff boogers without irritating us with your jewelry?

Wait!

Bollywood called but your cell signal was faulty.

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