Well, the world is rushing headlong to Hell in a bucket, but at least there’s some good reading to be had.
My mother drummed into my brain the phrase her own mom beat into her head:
"if you can't be attractive, attract attention!"
Sounds like yeaterday's caveats are today's imperative.
and what's with the nose rings??
Celebrate your bull-ness?Did Kinsey & Co designate the nose as the new g-spot?
Did you not generate enuff boogers without irritating us with your jewelry?
Wait!
Bollywood called but your cell signal was faulty.
My mother drummed into my brain the phrase her own mom beat into her head:
"if you can't be attractive, attract attention!"
Sounds like yeaterday's caveats are today's imperative.
and what's with the nose rings??
Celebrate your bull-ness?Did Kinsey & Co designate the nose as the new g-spot?
Did you not generate enuff boogers without irritating us with your jewelry?
Wait!
Bollywood called but your cell signal was faulty.